So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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