I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
so much tequila, so little girl.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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