so that wasnt chicken after all
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
There are leaves in my underwear?
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