I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i barfeds in our rink
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
