Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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