chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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