ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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