yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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