now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I need mimosas to revive my soul
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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