problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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