Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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