Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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