Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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