i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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