it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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