garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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