So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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