How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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