Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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