try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
