Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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