just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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