we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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