That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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