My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
a search helicopter?!
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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