I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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