They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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