i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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