dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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