even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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