Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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