I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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