Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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