My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
oh god the rape fog is back!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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