everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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