Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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