Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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