its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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