so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I think i got beer on your cat.
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