Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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