Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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