so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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