you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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