they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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