That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
