absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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