I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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