Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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