I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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