Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
