we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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