just survived the first fart of the relationship.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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