You're completely useless in the revolution.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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