is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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