Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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