Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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